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Best Dark Jokes - Funny Dark Jokes (2020)

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LeaLeona:
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

One man's trash is another man's treasure. Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you were adopted.

My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die. "Usually an overdose, son," I told him.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children.

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!

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earwigenchant:
Germans are known for their overly serious attitude and their proverbial lack of humour. German jokes are notoriously unfunny–at least according to cliché. The most common German jokes actually reveal a humour that can be quite dark, and Germans also poke fun at each other, even themselves. Short jokes with a pun in German can be witty and often feature an elaborate play on words, but translated into English, these lose their punch lines. To fully get German humour and jokes, you have to learn the language. We’ll introduce you to common types of German jokes to keep you motivated and present you with the best and worst of German jokes!

authorstockley:
In many countries, people will target their fellow citizens from a different region or ethnic background with jokes, commonly calling them stupid, slow, or weird. In Germany, people from East Frisia, Saxony, Bavaria or Berlin are typically the butt of these jokes. After the German reunification, a new category of jokes arose to highlight the remaining difference between East Germans (“Ossis”) and West Germans (“Wessis”).

LeaLeona:
These jokes feature a short interaction between a child addressing either mum or dad with “Mami, Mami” or “Papi, Papi” and a question or observation. The punchline is always in the retort of the respective parent, often giving it a cruel or unfortunate twist.

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